sometimes. when the moment is just right, my friend and i pretend to be a violent couple to see the reaction of others. he pretends to be abusive and i pretend to be the victim. he’ll fuss at me for making mistakes or saying something stupid and the pretend to grab me threatening to “kick my ass” when we “get home”. 

surprisingly though people tend to look veryyy alarmed that this is going on, no one has ever done anything about it. 

it’s quite funny. especially when he does the whole “you made me hit you. do you think i wanted to hit you?” 

and i say “yes, i’m sorry its my fault. i made you hit me.”