i literally have this whole story line about my imaginary life with usher raymond. and it dates all the way back to 7th grade. i imagine that usher and i were childhood friends who took one another’s virginity in high school and we lost touch a little when he became famous but found one another again during his confessions fame. and i imagine that the reason he cancelled his wedding at the last minute was because he remembered me and they got divorced because he realized he loved me… his childhood friend who knows him best. and finally he and i get married and i raise his sons like my own and we live happily ever after. 

i sound insane but this is true.